Grain Bowls – the Funniest “Food” Blog Post Ever!

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I’ve been told several times to try a grain bowl from Panera. I like Panera for lattes, breakfast soufflés, and pastries, but lunch? No thank you. But I was intrigued by the Mediterranean grain bowls. I haven’t had one yet, but did some searching on Pinterest. It had blueberries and quinoa and looked amazing. I went to my fridge and threw everything I had (well, not everything) in a bowl, and voilà, a “grain bowl” was born!

Grain Bowls are easy and so delicious

Grain Bowl with Garlic Expressions

I made a spinach salad with a variety of rice and quinoa warmed and mixed in. I topped it with fruit, walnuts, and a mixture of tahini, lemon juice, and Greek yogurt. Most of the ingredients were leftover from a stuffed sweet potato with spinach and chickpea dinner from last week. It was so good that I went home and created an even better grain bowl for dinner!


Grain bwol blueberries wild rice quinoa raspberries spinach

For dinner, I added some warm quinoa and rice blend, spinach, avocado, warm rotisserie chicken, parmesan & quinoa crisps, raspberries, blueberries, walnuts and drizzled a tiny bit of tahini and a tiny drizzle of Garlic Expressions to finish it off. These grain bowls are great because you can add whatever you want and however much of each ingredient you like. If I had more quinoa or some farro cooked, I would have warmed it up and added it too!

Dressing for your grain bowl

With all the fruit, avocado, and the nutty flavor of the quinoa and brown rice, you could go without dressing in this grain bowl, but Garlic Expressions adds a little zing! Garlic Expressions is a salad dressing made in Perrysburg, Ohio so it’s much cheaper here in Toledo than online, but if you can find it at your grocery store, grab a bottle!

Garlic Expressions dressing

Funniest Food Post EVER! Dinner Roulette!

Finally, I promised you a funny blog post.

I never said I wrote it, but here it is. I found it on WordPress reader and laughed my fool head off. It’s Dinner Roulette from blablablog.org. I’d be lying if I said I couldn’t relate to this post because like anyone else, I’ve had bad days in the kitchen! Enjoy! It’s one of the first blog posts I ever read on WordPress reader and I still laugh about it after over a year. If this doesn’t make you laugh, I don’t know what will! This funny lady hasn’t posted in a while but I’m hoping for more from her! I must admit, some nights I’d love for “Jill” to come over and “relax me up a dinner” too! (As long as she stays and “relaxes” up the mess and dishes!) Click HERE for DINNER ROULETTE!

Now it’s your turn, what’s the funniest food blog you have ever read?

I LOVE funny food blogs. Please comment below!

If you’re looking for healty(ier) recipes, click Healthy in my categories list!


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5 responses to “Grain Bowls – the Funniest “Food” Blog Post Ever!”

  1. Vanessa Avatar
    Vanessa

    That blog post is pretty goddamn hilarious! I had never heard of her blog but I just followed it. I can only imagine the pain of having to cook for an ungrateful family full of assholes every night of the week……not!

    1. ebookfoodie Avatar

      I know right! Confession… I sometimes do “fuxx-it Friday” too! 😂

  2. Kimberly Brighton Avatar

    Hellooooo~ Well, over 4 YEARS later, I just now saw your very kind words about my Dinner Roulette blog post from BlaBlaBlog.org. Thank you so much!! 😀 I haven’t posted on the blog for a long time because I’ve been concentrating on writing books. I’m just now finishing up the third book in a three-book series. The Way to Cape May is my debut novel, a romantic comedy set between Philadelphia and the south Jersey shore, featuring a Love Actually-inspired ensemble cast of 6 women over the course of 4 years, all seeking their happy-ever-after in love and career. A Cape May Kind of Love is the second book in the series and the third, Cape May Ever After, will be released Julu 2024. Again, I can’t thank you enough for your kind words – it’s inspired me to get back into writing for this blog. I’ll let you know if I come up with any foodie-related posts! 😀

    1. NovelFoodie | eBookFoodie Avatar

      Wonderful! I’ll be looking forward to more on blablablog! I also enjoyed The Way to Cape May!

      1. Kimberly Brighton Avatar

        Wow that’s so nice! I’m glad you enjoyed it 😀 The 2nd book in the series came out in February and the 3rd was just released last week!

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